I’m going to start calling myself a Cln, because as hard as I beat myself up the ‘ow’ can be assumed.
I’m going to start calling myself a Cln, because as hard as I beat myself up the ‘ow’ can be assumed.
I packed Jave in one crate and Rhino in the other. I’m not entirely sure which one I’m more scared of opening tomorrow.
“Old dog, new trick.”
“No skill is learned without Advil.” - WG, on the circus arts.
People are always telling me that ‘Normal’ is just a setting on their washing machines. While doing my laundry today, I noticed that ‘Delicate’ was also an option.
Cookie Wisdom
You’ll excuse me, but I have to go tell half the people in my inbox yes, the other half no and one guy to shave his back.

My spiffy new “Commander Boing!” costume.
(source: http://www.afmo.com)
I have dry clowning to do…
Sign in Bathroom: Baby Changing Station.
Graffiti Scrawled Below: Into what?
Second Graffiti: A velociraptor, of course.